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Mine is a year! There can be only one joke blog on top! I am calling for a Pun-off! Bring your best stuff. Cuz you know that I will.
I moustache you a question: Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that came out of your mouth? Your game is like a bankrobber on the run read: going far south. Take me down? But challenging me? Boy, you got other things to axe. Now make like a pirate and seas and desist. As you can see I got puns and jokes for days. Now I got plenty more bullets in this pun submachine gun, but first some last words before this post is done:.
Awww… you took a day to make a little rhyme. If you challenge me, you might wind up dead. Been posting 4 jokes a day for close to 2 years. Have you been swimming? Cuz you seem a little wet behind the ears. Cute, wonderfullybadjokes. Throwing around stats like the nerdiest kid in class. Though I must give you kudos for keeping this rhyme thing trucking.
But much like a chinese made hoover you are the suck king. Too much to bear? You may know how to rhyme, but you still stink. So back off, get away from my throne. If you lost a brain cell, the other one would be alone. It would lose the formatting, before you spew your bile. Then again thats just like you: 0 sense of style.
Bringing up Sinatra and talking about old? So bitch, please. You really screwed the pooch. Stop talking bullshit and lay off the hooch. When it comes to pun royalty theres a disparity between wanting you and being me. So you better back off for your own well being. Now make like a frenchman and start fleeing. Chez mon you for even having a whirl. If you disagree you need a visit from the doc or maybe a vet. On account that you neglected to use a single pun.
Wanna turn this pun-off into rhymes? But losing the humor? You should stop rhyming….
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